Most importantly, remember but this. With all bar two exceptions, never run anywhere. In this day and age there is no need.
Unless, you are in fear of your life, then you run;
if there is free beer, then you run, but faster.
People have never fully understood my pragmatic approach to the truth. As a general rule I tell it if it is convenient, and I can’t be bothered making up something more interesting. Simple really.
Click the 1949 picture of a lingerie model on her break. Some form of film clip should follow.
Love you all my pretty’s!
Hamish with the lid off. xxx